Top 10 funny things said by our kids

1.  Pointing to our dog’s un-neutered parts, “Look Mama, meat balls!”

2.  My 4 year old was making class rules with his pre-school class, each kid contributed “no kicking” “no hitting”….my kid came up with “no bears!”

3.  My 5 year old to my 2 year old when I wasn’t in the room: “Just give it to the dog, Mom will think you ate it.”

4.  It was thundering outside and my son came running to me and yelled “Whoa! A tiger….I’m scared”

5.  Waving a wand over her dad: “Magic, magic, turn into a frog.”

6.  “Mommy. Know why I listened to the coaches?” “Because they are your coaches and you need to listen to them?” “Nope….because I wanted a treat when we were done.”

7.  Hubby and I were having a somewhat heated discussion, my 2 year old interrupted us and said, “Hey guys, don’t get mad, get glad!”

8.  Overheard my 4 year old and 3 year old son talking “I can’t let you through unless you say the magic word.” “The magic word.” “Noooooo, that’s not what I meant!” “But that’s what you said!”

9.  Conversation between daddy and my 3 year old after a time out, “What are you supposed to do when your sister is doing naughty things?”  My son’s response, “Laugh?”

10.  My daughter to my son while he was picking his nose: “What are you doing?!?!” “Looking for my treasure!”

We invite you to share your funny phrases/stories in the comments or in the Toys In The Dryer community! We’re looking forward to a few good laughs and the best could end up in a future post!